rubdown:

JUST AN IMPORTANT VIDEO FULL OF SURPRISES

ezioauditoress:

im cryign i scrolled past a post and it froze on this

image

justa quick selfie 4 i gotta go back in that dumb machine lol!!! #swag #1800assassino

last exam tomorrow

i can taste freedom

Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.

thedeepestcircleofhell:

“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”

“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him. 

emptyformsemptyform:

bobby fucking hill

this is why the monks thought he was a reincarnation of a buddha

spooky:

wow ily

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.